Eviscerate, Young Captain
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Why am I accepting his kisses… I hate him… And he TERRIFIES me!
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~You Can Heal Your Life~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DANE MARTIN ON THIS DAY OF DAYS 

Last night I dreamed that I lost a leg but I was like ‘so WHAT? Big deal!!’ and then I started bounding around like a cartoon gazelle on my one leg and I was like, ‘I think I like walking EVEN MORE now with my one fucking leg!!’

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我輩は、しますけお風呂は苦手である

Alley Cat #160 Yasunari Ishijima, flickr.com